Everyone has probably heard the description of a woman as “not the kinda gal you take home to Momma.”
So who DO you take home to meet Momma? Quit shooting in the dark. Conserve your ammo and get some insight into what traits a true “keeper” possesses.*
*Every time I type that word I’m thinking “No way that’s correct. Too many fuckin’ Ss.” **
**And in these instances, right before I add an apostrophe to “Ss” to hopefully add clarity that I’m speaking of multiple instances of the letter “S,” I remind myself to quit being a pussy and remember that it’s the reader’s job to understand the rules of grammar. Apostrophe use to denote plurality is wrong, weak and lazy, you fucking pinko Commie writers.