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I gotta tell you, that election did not go over well with me. At all. I didn’t feel like talking, writing or discussing a damn thing to do with the biggest event of American history this century, so I took some time off.
But eventually you realize that after a certain point, you’re not getting any drunker. You’re just splashing raw booze off the wet, brick-like object that was your liver. And hey, I can take a hint – when you’re hallcinating Michael Biehn from Aliens, maybe it’s time to get back to work.
Jeff! You’ve blown the liver! Ease down, man… you’re just grinding kidney. Ease down…
So, with that sage advice, I decided it was time for another Bourbon-cast in which I would outline exactly what happened that allowed Obama to get re-elected in the face of his shitty performance over the last four years.
Episode 6 – The Problem With America Is That It’s Full Of Americans.
As usual, this is NSFW due to potty mouth and the high likelihood of offending the limpdick liberal anklebiters at your office that undoubtedly hate you.
If you want to listen to all episodes from the beginning, you can go to my podcast home page:
The Empire of Jeff Bourbon-Cast: Let Me Put My Audio Inside You.
LMAO at “tender veal”.
I would posit that the Free Shit Army in and of itself couldn’t win this election without help from various other factions of O-bots.
glad to see you’re back Jeff. Also I love the Slipknot cover, perfect selection.
Thanks. Good to be back – trying to get back to normal.
Posit away, moerawn. You’re not wrong, but I would divide the Obama camp into only two groups: Free Shitters and their enablers. Either way, Free Shit is heavily involved.
sold— all the other O-zombies are just the REMFs of the FSA.
Well said, Jeff. I’ve got my own theories, but of course they go something like “Romney could have won if he advocated for all my favorite issues!” so I like your answer better. At least it’s grounded in evidence.
And those assholes who stayed home and didn’t vote for Mitt because he reminded you of a boss you hated? Fuck you very much for helping the Free Shit Army win. I hope your families are among the first to die in the burning times and you are among the last.
That was fucking beautiful. I wants me some Obamacash and a “free” phone.
The burning times? Is that SMOD? I’ve been waiting and waiting…