Election Day. Fuckin’ Game On. Nut-Cutting Time. The Great Cleansing. The Un-SCOAMFening.
This is when we end this foolishness once and for all. Get out there and vote. It matters.
Encourage your sensible friends to vote for Romney. Deride and verbally abuse your Obama-voting acquaintances and tell them early returns show Mitt Romney with a 20-point lead and that Chris Matthews has barricaded himself in his dressing room with a bottle of marshmallow vodka and a revolver. Tell them they’re “fittin’ to be ruled by Tha White Man.”
It is never too late to suppress the Democrat vote. Fuck ’em.
I will be taking tomorrow off for my victory lap or my angry, bitter recriminations. The former will be much more entertaining.
Let’s Do This.