Let’s Do This

6 Nov

Election Day. Fuckin’ Game On. Nut-Cutting Time. The Great Cleansing. The Un-SCOAMFening.

This is when we end this foolishness once and for all. Get out there and vote. It matters.

Encourage your sensible friends to vote for Romney. Deride and verbally abuse your Obama-voting acquaintances and tell them early returns show Mitt Romney with a 20-point lead and that Chris Matthews has barricaded himself in his dressing room with a bottle of marshmallow vodka and a revolver. Tell them they’re “fittin’ to be ruled by Tha White Man.”

It is never too late to suppress the Democrat vote. Fuck ’em.

I will be taking tomorrow off for my victory lap or my angry, bitter recriminations. The former will be much more entertaining.

Let’s Do This.


5 Responses to “Let’s Do This”

  1. Kristophr November 6, 2012 at 10:57 am #


  2. StPatrick_TN November 7, 2012 at 2:36 am #

    I don’t understand…all the data said “A”, and we got a full dose of “B” high and hard. What the fucking fuck?

  3. moerawn November 7, 2012 at 10:43 pm #

    Turns out Silver was right? I think we were played by somebody.

  4. Kristophr November 9, 2012 at 1:15 am #

    We were played by ourselves.

    We catered to the socons, got a boring candidate that was acceptable to them and lost.

    The socialists turned out in force, and and normal folks, who don’t go to church every week, but work for a living, could not bring themselves to vote for a rich, non-charismatic but polished former bishop ( an LDS Stake President ).

    Wake me up when we nominate a charismatic conservative, and not some loser who thinks it is his “turn”, some polished rich dude, or whom the public will perceive as a god-botherer.

    Rich dude, preacher, or apparatchik = loss

    Reagan Mark II = win

    Both of the charismatic candidates ( Palin and Cain ) were nixed by the apparatchiks and the preachers. So we lost.

  5. pepelp2 November 18, 2012 at 10:06 am #

    C’mon man, I need another rant. You should be coming off the bender by now, so turn off the morphine drip, find some pants (or not) grab a keyboard and vent.

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