Another Supernanny I Find Unattractive

31 May

Fuck New York City.

Tell me again why this place is supposed to be the greatest city on earth?  Why these powdered douchestockings in Manhattan look down their noses at the rest of the country?  Why I would ever want to visit this communist shithole?

They KEEP ELECTING a single man, a billionaire to tell them what they cannot do.   You can’t smoke.  You can’t have foie gras.  You can’t have trans-fats.  You can’t have a menu without all the nutritional info on it next to the price, making it fucking aggravating to read.  And now, You can’t have a Big Gulp.  Because you’re a fucking child, and Nanny Bloomberg knows you’ll just drink too much and become a Fatty Fat-Fat.

Oh, and you’re just going to love scraping your ass clean with the Three Seashells when this motherfucker bans toilet paper.

BE WELL, CITIZEN

I’m not even mad at Bloomberg.  Not for this, anyway.  I’m mad at the majority of New Yorkers who are so fucking stupid that they let this man dictate every facet of their private lives, no matter how trivial.  Because he knows better.

Fuck you, you spineless, sniveling, jelly-cocked pathetic excuse for free human beings.  If I ever decide to grace your festering sewer with my presence, it’ll be behind the wheel of a 24-foot Ryder truck packed to the tits with 2-liter bottles of fucking Jolt Cola to sell for $1,000 apiece to the poor bastards in the Outer Boroughs.

You’re free to vote yourselves into the prison camps, just keep your slave mentality confined to that turd floating between the Hudson and East Rivers.  Because you’ve got a terminal illness that I don’t want any part of.

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9 Responses to “Another Supernanny I Find Unattractive”

  1. Kansas Gman June 1, 2012 at 2:19 am #

    They can have my Big Gulp when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

  2. pissoir dubuque June 1, 2012 at 9:06 am #

    i sense hostility.

  3. J.J. Sefton June 1, 2012 at 10:15 am #

    Well, we didn’t see it coming since he was a Republican running against the likes of Charles Barron and Mark Green. And he bribed the city council to let him run a third term which he almost lost to Barron. Now the council is regretting it and is even going against him on the ban.

    Bear in mind that this is the same libbo city that elected Rudy Giuliani for 8 fantastic years (9/11 notwithstanding) and Bloomturd kept his intentions close to the vest. It’s still a great city. Lots of problems, lots of libbo and RIno madness. And this fucking tyrant is the one thing that has united everyone here. He is now universally loathed by all.

  4. empireofjeff June 1, 2012 at 11:02 am #

    See, J.J., you’re one of the “good ones.” I’ll toss you a couple bottles at half price.

    Sent from my Windows Phone

  5. RightWingProf June 1, 2012 at 12:02 pm #

    Talked about this with the 11YO RightWingDaughter at Mcdonald’s last night. She thought it was the dumbest thing she’d ever heard, and is going to bring it up in her class today to see what the overly liberal teacher says. Bless her heart.

  6. PepeLp June 1, 2012 at 11:31 pm #

    I can’t believe people put up with this crap. Fuck ’em all, the long and the short and the tall………

  7. sobpol June 2, 2012 at 5:01 pm #

    Jesus! Ya win the CAOTD prize

  8. grognard June 4, 2012 at 12:33 pm #

    *ding* You have been fined 100 credits for the use of profanity.

  9. Max Overdrive June 10, 2012 at 11:52 pm #

    More “Demolition Man” references. That’s what was missing from my life,Bro. Nice.

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