CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM! Simple Joe Paws Open The Catch On His Retard Helmet Again

8 May

Vice President Tom Cullen Joe Biden is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Only, he keeps giving the SAME gift, over and over.

Hope you like Stupid.

When we took office, let me remind you, there was virtually no international pressure on Iran,” Biden continued. “We were the problem, we were diplomatically isolated in the world, in the region, in Europe. We were neither fully respected by our friends nor feared by our opponents. Today it is starkly, starkly different.”

Was this slackjaw shoveling fistfuls of lead paint chips into his idiotic maw the entire first decade of the millenium? WE MURDERED IRAN’S NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR AND BURNED DOWN HIS HOUSE, DUMMY. And we did it with a tiny force. From one direction. I’m pretty sure they were shitting those long, dirty nightshirts they like to wear.  And we had dozens of nations lending us both logistical and combat support.  Oh, that’s right.  Now I remember.  It wasn’t the right nations, meaning France, which has been more of an acquaintance since – oh, our Revolutionary War.  Acquaintances tell you “I’m not sure if the Home Owners Association bylaws permit that.”  Friends lend you soldiers to help you kick open doors and fuck shit up.


One. Heartbeat. Away.
Sweet Dreams, America!

Biden also said Iran is not monolithic and bet that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would be out of power within two years.

Seriously, lackwit? The only way Ahmadinejad is out of power is if he’s dead and right now his only health risk is severe dehydration from the multiple blowjobs your boss keeps giving him.  It is unbelievable that Obama lets this dumbshit run loose.  I keep expecting to see Joe’s eyes go wide as he claps a hand to his neck and pulls loose the tranquilizer dart that seemingly sprouted from his flesh, then stares uncomprehendingly at the metal bug that BIT ME! and a team of Secret Service agents bundles his limp body into a pie wagon.

Not that I mind, you understand.  I’m just saying that maybe you should get someone handy with tools to fix the gate on Joe’s retard enclosure.  If that’s even the problem.  Fuck, take a walk around his pen – did he dig out?  I don’t think he’s helping your cause.

8 Responses to “CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM! Simple Joe Paws Open The Catch On His Retard Helmet Again”

  1. Blue Hen May 8, 2012 at 10:46 pm #

    Sadly, there’s many a tard here in the First State that lets him out, and sniff crotches. It ain’t pretty.

  2. empireofjeff May 8, 2012 at 10:51 pm #

    Spray him with a water bottle and say, “NO! BAD!”

  3. Penultimatum May 9, 2012 at 9:37 pm #

    Well written. Thanks.

  4. grognard, SMOD-Squad May 10, 2012 at 9:58 am #

    The ice cream pic is priceless. CHOCKIT!

  5. caregiversofamericasucks May 11, 2012 at 12:28 am #

    Biden also said Iran is not monolithic. Yet we let the Iranians that wanted “Hope & Change” get slaughtered like sheep last spring. Hey toughguy, how about a fucking Hallmark card..”we’re w/you..please accept these small arms as a token of our support. P.S., we were never here 😉
    I hope both of them die in a house fire during the last stages of eyeball cancer.

  6. 1IDVET May 11, 2012 at 12:53 pm #

    Absolutely funny shit there.
    I’m wiping away tears from laughing so hard.

  7. Krebs v Carnot May 17, 2012 at 8:34 am #

    That’s Joey Choo-Choo, proud author of the “All Iraq is Divided Into Three Parts” Doctrine, thank you very much!

  8. Acid Spunk November 3, 2012 at 5:56 pm #

    I know this is old but it had me rolling.

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