When it’s giggle- time, nothing is beneath me.
You were all thinking it.
A Saskatoon man is demanding an apology and refusing to pay a $175 ticket for not wearing a seatbelt, because he has no arms and can’t fasten one unassisted.
I know, I know. How can the cop be such a dick to a guy with no arms, right?
When the Mountie requested his licence and registration, Mr. Simonar stepped out of the car and asked the officer to retrieve the documents from his pocket.
See? That’s a brilliant move. You can see the cop’s wheel’s spinning: Hmm. Rummage around in his pockets next to his bozack, which this dude hasn’t been able to touch, himself, for almost three decades? Pass.
“Ahem. That won’t be necessary, citizen. Just try to be more careful in the future.”
Fuck, yes! High fiv-!
He said the officer was prepared to let him go, but a Saskatoon Police Service sergeant overseeing the operation instructed him to issue a ticket.
“He became very ignorant, and said, ‘Well if he can’t put his seatbelt on maybe he shouldn’t be driving.’ That’s what really made me mad.”
Hmm. He’s actually got a good point, though. You managed to rig up a device to steer your car with one foot (five cars!), you can put the thing in gear using your feet, but you can’t figure out how to fasten your seatbelt? C’mon, dude. There’s a whole organization of people out there who paint with their feet. I’m pretty sure you can figure it out.
And give the cop a break, would you? He’s an officer, sworn to uphold the law. He probably doesn’t like ticketing you, but his hands are tie-