Bourboncast Is Back, Bitches.

18 Nov

UPDATE:  Apparently the servers at Podomatic that actually host the podcast are down right now.  Keep checking in periodically.  If they haven’t come back up by tomorrow morning, wait longer.

UPDATE 2: I changed the link type to https and that seems to have fixed it – I don’t know why.  If you get a warning box when you click on it, just click “Show All Content” and it will start playing automatically.

I gotta tell you, that election did not go over well with me.  At all.  I didn’t feel like talking, writing or discussing a damn thing to do with the biggest event of American history this century, so I took some time off.

But eventually you realize that after a certain point, you’re not getting any drunker.  You’re just splashing raw booze off the wet, brick-like object that was your liver.  And hey, I can take a hint – when you’re hallcinating Michael Biehn from Aliens, maybe it’s time to get back to work.

Jeff! You’ve blown the liver! Ease down, man…  you’re just grinding kidney. Ease down…

So, with that sage advice, I decided it was time for another Bourbon-cast in which I would outline exactly what happened that allowed Obama to get re-elected in the face of his shitty performance over the last four years. 

Episode 6 – The Problem With America Is That It’s Full Of Americans.

As usual, this is NSFW due to potty mouth and the high likelihood of offending the limpdick liberal anklebiters at your office that undoubtedly hate you. 

If you want to listen to all episodes from the beginning, you can go to my podcast home page:

The Empire of Jeff Bourbon-Cast:  Let Me Put My Audio Inside You.

9 Responses to “Bourboncast Is Back, Bitches.”

  1. Acid Spunk November 19, 2012 at 4:45 am #

    LMAO at “tender veal”.

  2. moerawn November 19, 2012 at 8:00 pm #

    I would posit that the Free Shit Army in and of itself couldn’t win this election without help from various other factions of O-bots.

  3. samuel November 19, 2012 at 8:21 pm #

    glad to see you’re back Jeff. Also I love the Slipknot cover, perfect selection.

  4. Empire of Jeff November 19, 2012 at 10:08 pm #

    Thanks. Good to be back – trying to get back to normal.

    Posit away, moerawn. You’re not wrong, but I would divide the Obama camp into only two groups: Free Shitters and their enablers. Either way, Free Shit is heavily involved.

  5. moerawn November 20, 2012 at 4:14 pm #

    sold— all the other O-zombies are just the REMFs of the FSA.

  6. Ghost November 21, 2012 at 1:08 pm #

    Well said, Jeff. I’ve got my own theories, but of course they go something like “Romney could have won if he advocated for all my favorite issues!” so I like your answer better. At least it’s grounded in evidence.

  7. butch November 23, 2012 at 1:12 pm #

    And those assholes who stayed home and didn’t vote for Mitt because he reminded you of a boss you hated? Fuck you very much for helping the Free Shit Army win. I hope your families are among the first to die in the burning times and you are among the last.

  8. Jane D'oh November 27, 2012 at 5:44 pm #

    That was fucking beautiful. I wants me some Obamacash and a “free” phone.

  9. Amy Shulkusky November 30, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

    The burning times? Is that SMOD? I’ve been waiting and waiting…

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