The Empire of Jeff Bourbon-Cast: Episode 5 – Watch Your Fucking Tone

13 Oct

The Empire of Jeff Bourbon-Cast returns with a new episode outlining just how ugly things are getting this election season.  Below are the links to the stories I quote during the podcast.

Episode 5 – Watch Your Fucking Tone

If you want to go to my main podcast page and listen to them all, go here:

Let Me Put My Audio In You.

I hope you enjoy it, and as always, this Bourbon-Cast is NSFW.  I can’t believe I have to keep telling you people that.

Note 1:  Voter fraud is some funny shit, isn’t it?

Note 2:  Romney starts with “R.”  Racist starts with “R.”  Coincidence?  This bitch doesn’t think so.

Note 3:  Pro-choice? Only if I can choose to smash an overhand right into this old broad’s suckhole.

Note 4:  Some bitches just be ignant.  And gross.

7 Responses to “The Empire of Jeff Bourbon-Cast: Episode 5 – Watch Your Fucking Tone”

  1. Kristophr October 13, 2012 at 2:43 pm #

    What to do?

    Fire Democrats. Get a copy of the local voters reg list, identify Democrats in the workplace, and fire them.

    They do the same sort of thing to us, they just aren’t organized about it. We should return fire, and just be more thorough and a matter of fact about it.

    See to it that Democrat = ditch digger. If they claim to be the party of the downtrodden, then tread them down.

  2. Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut October 14, 2012 at 8:15 am #

    Jeff, you are so awesome, that is the reason you do not bless us with more content, we who are unworthy would melt in the awesomeness that is the Empire of Jeff. We could not talk it.

  3. Empire of Jeff October 14, 2012 at 7:57 pm #

    Damn straight, Kristophr. I am more than willing to apply the jackboots so that reality matches the fantasy world these motherfuckers claim they inhabit.

  4. Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut October 15, 2012 at 7:37 am #

    Or take it. I spell when I feel like it.

  5. Kansas Gman October 17, 2012 at 11:04 am #

    In my interactions in the business world, I meet and work with many productive, hard working, and thoughtful people. Without exception, they all view liberals and Obama as pieces of shit. Without exception. 100%. For the life of me, I can’t imagine where these motherfuckers are who support the President.

  6. moerawn October 17, 2012 at 8:36 pm #

    Bourbtastic!

    Is that Tim Roth in the voiceover? I’m ashamed I don’t recognize where it came from.

  7. Empire of Jeff October 23, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

    It’s an excerpt from a mock-rockumentary album called “Bad News” about a British metal band of the same name. It came out a year before the Spinal Tap movie was released.

    The guys in it were from that BBC show “The Young Ones.”

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