Because I Keep My Promises

This one’s for the Moronettes.

Hey, Girl. Why don’t you come inside and post a comment while I rub your shoulders?

pitchforksandpowder September 1, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

seriously EoJ, there’s gonna be a lot of one handed commenting ….
Empire of Jeff September 1, 2012 at 4:49 pm #

Yep. Paul Ryan is 97 Octane Female Fap Fuel.
wheatietoo September 1, 2012 at 11:25 pm #

Mmm….yes.
Nice forrestation on that manscape.

We need to get that man into a Kilt……in the interest of conveying the message of ‘Thrift’, of course.
It’s all about the ~~bulging~~….er, budget.

I hope mpfs comes back.
George Orwell September 2, 2012 at 2:34 pm #

Meanwhile, rave reviews for the BourbonCast keep pouring in! Rocks or straight up.

Never in my life have I simulated tasting a finer bourbon. In two dimensions!
–Edwin Abbott Abbott

It’s like an infernal hail of iron spikes driven into my brain. By a woman in a threadbare bodice. One day this will make a fine melodrama, if only that pipsqueak Corsican will let me out of here.
–M. de Sade

Bourbon, motherfucker! Do you drink it?
–S. L. Jackson
Y-not September 2, 2012 at 7:09 pm #

Thanks!
Infidel September 2, 2012 at 7:27 pm #

So much better than a Biden. Thanks EOJ!
moerawn September 2, 2012 at 9:34 pm #

He’s pretty….but can he fight?