This one’s for the Moronettes.
Hey, Girl. Why don’t you come inside and post a comment while I rub your shoulders?
seriously EoJ, there’s gonna be a lot of one handed commenting ….
Yep. Paul Ryan is 97 Octane Female Fap Fuel.
Nice forrestation on that manscape.
We need to get that man into a Kilt……in the interest of conveying the message of ‘Thrift’, of course.
It’s all about the bulging….er, budget.
I hope mpfs comes back.
Meanwhile, rave reviews for the BourbonCast keep pouring in! Rocks or straight up.
Never in my life have I simulated tasting a finer bourbon. In two dimensions!
–Edwin Abbott Abbott
It’s like an infernal hail of iron spikes driven into my brain. By a woman in a threadbare bodice. One day this will make a fine melodrama, if only that pipsqueak Corsican will let me out of here.
–M. de Sade
Bourbon, motherfucker! Do you drink it?
–S. L. Jackson
So much better than a Biden. Thanks EOJ!
He’s pretty….but can he fight?
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