Shouldn’t you cancel yours, as well?
Mitt Romney was not my first choice for the Republican nomination. I only started to get interested in the primaries when Rick Perry entered the race, but like my initial excitement at Teh Fred’s decision to run, the actual candidate turned out to be less exciting than the idea of the candidate. Especially when Perry started attacking Romney from the Left, with his ignorant populist “vulture capitalism” remarks referencing Bain Capital’s practice of leveraged buyouts. Hell, he even dragged otherwise smart people into some Occupy Wall Street-type, financially illiterate faggotry with his demonization of private equity.
And so, the field self-immolated and Romney became our nominee. My reservations about him are now cancelled. Because he is our only chance of beating Obama. Continuing to bitch about his shortcomings is counter-productive and immature. So I won’t. The Presidency is bigger than one man, and it’s not just the candidates I’m talking about, it’s us. If you’re still complaining about the nominee, then go vote for Obama. Or stay home. But if you do either of those, keep your mouth shut about it because I will fucking savage you in print. If YOUR whiny personal preferences are more important to you than replacing the fucking disaster that currently occupies 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, do yourself a favor and stay the fuck out of my face.
I had similar reservations about Paul Ryan, who was recently announced as our Vice Presidential candidate. Doesn’t matter what they were, not anymore. Besides, all I have to do is ask myself, “Can you imagine picking THIS fucking retard for your running mate?”
Kinda puts things in perspective, doesn’t it?
We have our team. OUR team. Just because you didn’t get to pick the team, you’re not going to support them? Seriously? Is Jeff going to have to choke a bitch?
Get the whiners below decks and crank this sumbitch up to ramming speed. We’ve got some work to do.